Random Coffee Tip
If you find yourself at the grocery store and you find yourself buying coffee and you find yourself buying coffee out of those bins (which I should take pictures of so that you know EXACTLY what I mean) with the little pull levers that release the whole beans into the paper bags: STOP! That isn’t to say that you shouldn’t buy that coffee as much as it is to say this: beware the funky flavored crud.
I had company in town and I didn’t purchase them the high end [high quality but not high priced] stuff I usually buy because they don’t like it (I offer and they generally refuse it). But I did buy them what was supposed to be 10% Kona beans because I’m nice like that. Except that the lemurs that put the coffee in the bins put the kona (read: hawaiian beans are in here) next to the hazelnut flavored coffee. Note the word flavored. That word should be a big warning sign. They should label it, “Death star coffee flavored like hazelnuts so that the death will be sweet.” But they don’t.
If you buy coffee that is supposed to be just plain coffee flavored out of the chute next to the flavored death star stuff then spill a little of the beans into the bag and then smell the beans. Your nose should be able to tell if miracles have happened and your kona coffee smells like coffee or if the evil siths of hazelnut have taken over and your imported beans are really just polluted with bad ju-ju.
Save your money on the coffee that’s been polluted, report to a store manager that the devil responsible for putting the coffee in that chute should be chastised heavily, and then buy something else that may not be what you wanted, but will not be polluted. Unless of course you’re into flavored coffee, in which case by all means just dump the arabica beans into the bag and proceed with your business. I’m embarrassed to have written this post because I prefer home roasted coffee if possible. But I’m a coffee snob and I have to deal with that burden every day.
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April 17th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Last week I scored a coupon for $3.00 off a bag of Peet’s. I found in on the ground while shopping with your daughter. Thereafter every piece of trash was another coupon to her. If only. I loves me some Peet’s.